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How To Lose Weight Without Diets or Acai Berries

Continuing in the same vein as my "How to Become More Successful With Women … Instantly!" post, I present my instant weight loss solution: clothing. By altering your appearance, you can shed 'invisible pounds' and look like you've been dieting, even when you haven't.
So ditch those online pill merchants, flush those meal replacement shakes, grab yourself a tape measure and make yourself ten pounds lighter today!
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8 steps to better looking garments (a.k.a Why do my clothes … feel so bad?)

You throw your clothes in the washing machine, set it to spin, wait a few hours and withdraw your nice, clean load of laundry. But for some reason it's not accompanied by that refreshing boost anymore. Your socks are wearing thin, your white shirts are looking grey and your sweaters appear three years older than they actually are.
In an effort to help solve your freshness woes, I present my eight step guide to revitalizing and protecting your clothes.