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How To Lose Weight Without Diets or Acai Berries

Continuing in the same vein as my "How to Become More Successful With Women … Instantly!" post, I present my instant weight loss solution: clothing. By altering your appearance, you can shed 'invisible pounds' and look like you've been dieting, even when you haven't.
So ditch those online pill merchants, flush those meal replacement shakes, grab yourself a tape measure and make yourself ten pounds lighter today!